Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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