I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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