i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?