READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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