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• (516): View more from New York

  sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.

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• (424): View more from California

  Update: I may or may not be in a cult

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  Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.

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  T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night

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