You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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