Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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