At least make sure they are 18
Why
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
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We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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