I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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