don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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