there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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