But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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