careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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