I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
just tell him i said nine months
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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