Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
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