If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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