That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize