I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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