im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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