You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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