I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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