Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I am naked and annoyed.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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