yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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