Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I have feelings that need drinking.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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