I want to make a zoo with you.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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