Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Randomize
