Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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