So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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