We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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