why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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