my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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