it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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