We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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