Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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