I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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