I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
so much tequila, so little girl.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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