Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I intend to get homeless drunk
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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