the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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