she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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