she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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