Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
