the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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