I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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