it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
