Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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