Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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