He is an equal opportunity slut.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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