Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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