i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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