I'm gonna have a badass scar
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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