The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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