Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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