I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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