Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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