I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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