So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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