I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
