Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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