a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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